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The Top 10 Weirdest Ways People Use Their Car

Posted January 12, 2015 by Bobby Gaglini


Cars are meant to be treated well, like the incredibly complex driving machines that they are. These people never got that memo. Here are the top 10 weirdest, strangest and most idiotic uses of a car...probably owned by someone who doesn't quite understand what a car is for. They use their car as...

1. Tropical Fruit Storage
It's always good to have a lifetime supply of potassium in your car, because you never know when you might go bananas for it. Sorry, I had to.


2. A Giant Garbage Can
Step 1. Buy a car for a lot of money.
Step 2. Erase all of the car's capabilities and shove garbage into it.
Step 3. Let it sit in the sun for eternity.

 

3. Mobile Taxidermy
It's not good enough to keep a head or antlers. Everything you've killed, nail it to the car. Oh, and pick up any and all roadkill you see, too.


4. An Expensive Middle Finger
I sure hope this car covered in Swarovski crystals isn't actually on the road. But if someone actually does drive this, it's your civic duty to pour ketchup all over it. Oh great, I just noticed the seats...


5. A Flatbed Sedan
Anyone can own a pickup with some rope and a little bit of magic!


6. A Giant Highlighter
This was either the work of a very angry copy editor who wanted a bigger highlighter, or a very mad ex-girlfriend. Which do you think?


7. A Fully Functional Grill
I've seen this before, but it still just seems so, so wrong. "Is that barbecue sauce?" "No, that's just oil!"



8. A Landscaping Vehicle
This DIY image shows you how to use your car as a landscaping truck to get rid of your leaves...or you could just shove them in your neighbor's car.


9. A Moving Van
It's like jenga, but held by rope...on top of a car...and much, much worse.


10. An 1890's Horse-Drawn Carriage
Something tells me that this car will not survive for very long. Although you might be able to drive over other cars.



These are weird ones, but there are definitely more out there. Share your own in the comments.